The greatest quote I ever heard in my life was when I was working at a store two years ago. I was flirting a girl hoping may be I will get lucky that night but she responded, "U ever had sex?" This quote changed my life. I litterally started to enjoy it after that day.

Girl wherever you are, I miss you,,, I hope to see you again. I want to have a little gud time with you,, seriously I mean it.U changed my life so I want to thank you very passionately.

Guys, what do U think abt this?

Houston...you have a problem...

The funniest toilet text I saw at my work place's toilet door was:

"Skid godt, Skid længe
her skider du for mesters peng...."

Translated in english would be smt. like this.

"Sh|t well, sh|t good, sh|t all day
coz here you sh|t with full pay..."

Like that....Good job Guruji !

This is what I saw today:
"No one gets too old to learn a new way of being stupid"

I wrote this in the highest restroom in the obversatory of the empire state building Newyork.......
"MADDOGG WAS HERE 2004"................I wonder if its still there