How come you press harder on a remote when you know the battery is dead?
Quote of The Day:
"They can because they think they can."-Virgil
Joke of the Day:
A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the famous Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while he was gone. A few days later, he received this report:
Most honorable sir,
You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall off tree. I not see.
सिन्डिदिज्जु, म त मज्जाले तातो तातो दाल-भात-तर्कारी-अचार बजाएर सुतेको, बल्ल उठेछु। अब साँझ त म:म: खाने हो, याहुउउउउउउउउउ ! ओइ माकुरे, स्स्स्स्स्स्स्स्स्स ! झन राम्रो मुखले हाँसेर भनेको नलाग्या हो? रिसाउनै परेको हो कि के हो यो केटो सँग त, हँ? दोहोरी खेल्दैमा लप पर्नी भा' लपरले डाँडाकाँडा ढाकिसक्थ्यो। स्यान्दी को YCL च।। Young Cafe league चौतारीमा नि एक-से-एक YCL - Young Chautari League का लडाकु छन है, बिचार गर्नु। नेप्टे, सम्पूर्णह: ठिकै भवती। उदरस्य मुसक: धावती। अतह: अहम किचन तिर गच्छती। लुत्स, केही छैन ब्रो। जिन्दगी दिक्दार छ। फल्याप-फुलुप, हाई ! माम खायो?
Mav. I really like the quote.. feel like repeat it again here---"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. "-- Albert Einstein
लुते-ब्रो लाई चैँ नछुने रे'छ यो quoteले, त्यसैले केटो मख्ख छ।
flips, you want to plan my wedding? it's another 'infinitely' long project--not possible in our lifetime unless it is is inifinite...you still want to volunteer? HAHAHA
HAHA..bhaute bro, to get some you have to lose some bhanchan. the accolades that i am getting for being the smartest dog(hahaha) in the planet doesn't compare to anything else the mother nature can give to a dog and for that i am ready to take occasional bashing and hitting they offer to me in my honor hahahaha
Good Morning People, hey NN... k cha... btw...what would you be prefered to call? sasurali bata daaijo mai aako chiyadani jasto cha ni Jhilke baucha: whats up! Loote Hunk: BIthces!!! What about their lovely gal-owners
Democrat wants to run election like in India. Chaos and Confusing to voters.
नोबेल शान्ति पुरस्कार र अशान्त राष्ट्रपतिको बालहठ
नेपाली वालमार्ट चोर
200 denaturalization cases per month to the Department of Justice for the 2026 fiscal year.
मिरो प्रेडिक्शन जन्मेर एमेरिकामा आखा खो ल न पायेका नागरिकता बारे
मानसिक सन्तुलन, एक कहालीलाग्दो घटना सिक्नुपर्ने कुराहरु
Breaking News: Ninth Circuit Rejects Government Bid to Undo Nepal TPS Order, Leaves Protections in Place
Why Oli must go for the UML to survive?
Funny when Nepalis talk about Epstein and injustice
नेपाली ससुरोले वर्जीनियामाँ आफ़नो छोरी नाती र ज्वाईलाई खुकुरी प्रहार
Sukulgunda 2.0 / www.sukulgunda.com
Why Prachanda seems to be the smartest of them all?
When will Nepali women be equal?
बालेंन मेयर बाट प्रधान मन्त्रि हुने भो ?
When will the culture of impunity end?
बालेंन आए पछि आशाका किरण देखिन थालेका छन् !!
Can we really get rid of Nepotism in the government?
आरको नेपालीले बेजत गर्यो फेरी अरविंग टेक्सासमा बुढ़ाहरू लाई स्कॉम गरेर
How many ministries do we really need?
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